Seeing the same privileged selfish shitty teenager on TV is boring. And dangerous.
Bucketlist confession: I wasn’t an awful teenager. Most people aren’t. I wasn’t disrespectful. I liked the people that raised me and cared for them. It was effortless. My friends were also decent to their Parents.
Why does film and TV insist on this caricature? Bucketlist theory: Privilege tends to nurture awful and that may be the kid-character-type familiar to Hollywood.
Death-Free™ E-Z P-Z Dressing is a no-excuse-with-little-effort delicious decency and kindness.
Bucketlist wisdom: Caretakers, your child cursing at you like it’s normal? It’s not. Kiddos, decency and kindness starts towards those who raise you. Lessness is not cute or cool no matter what’s on TV.
Bucketlist true story: I did all sorts of legendary mischief. Cut school. Took my entire camp on a bus to Detroit leaving our coaches confusedly waiting at and forfeiting the volleyball tournament. In Ann Arbor. And other things best left off the world wide web. I never cursed at those who raised me. It’s disgusting.
Salad dressings are also gross. Filled with extra nonsense neither normal nor necessary. They’re caricatures of what dressings are supposed to be. Pricey for no good reason. We really don’t need that in our body. Bucketlist Pledge: Toss shitty things and ideas from life. No matter how popular.
Death-Free™ E-Z P-Z Dressing is a no-excuse-with-little-effort delicious decency and kindness. Bucketlist knows you’re worth much more. For teens, rebel against the machine making you out to be brainless monsters. Treat Parents to a yummy salad and more. They deserve it. So do you.
Bon appétit, Friends.
VIDEO: E-Z P-Z Dressing by Bucketlist
You Need:
∞ 2 tbsp Olive Oil
∞ 1 tbsp Balsamic Vinegar
∞ 1 tbsp Sumac (or 1 tsp Lemon Juice)
∞ 1/2 tsp Seaweed (dulse, nori OR other flakes)