Take a piece of animal flesh. Pick any victim. Put it in your mouth. No cooking. No flavors. Chew. Enjoyable? Need to gag? Your past-life Orca instincts may finally be put to rest. Bucketlist Ground Meat is the ultimate Death-Free™, lose nothing and gain everything carnivore satiating meat base.
Bucketlist Lifehack™: Meat’s just a base. Carcass-meat’s become popular and easy to access. It doesn’t actually taste good. It’s definitely not good for you.
It’s madness to believe eating Death is without harm. Our bodies. Our mind. Levels of our physical and spiritual health we’re not yet able to comprehend are impacted. After all, our nose is right in front of our face and we can’t see it.
Mad cow disease. Scrapie. Salmonella. E coli. Campylobacterious. Trichinosis. Hepatitis A. Toxoplasmosis. Clostridium perfringes. Botulinum. Diseases crossing species barriers. Danger to our fruits and vegetables from animal death camps. Our one-and-only planet at risk. Our one-and-only body at risk. Take or leave Bucketlist facts.
Death-Free™ Ground Meat is a delicious, easy option to rid our lives of madness that defies logic and hardens our hearts, arteries, tastebuds.
Leave pain. Take only the happy. Bucketlist confession: I found it extra stupid as a child when told “without pain and suffering there could be no joy.” Uh, actually, without pain or suffering there’s only joy. I was a smart ass. Respectfully.
For too long we’ve been indoctrinated in a mad psychology with nonsense stories and manipulated worship. Even with all these efforts so few of us are satisfied.
No matter how many death-burgers-wings-legs-ribs we’re unable to fill the loneliness, depression and fear that empties us like never before. Our species has never killed animals or ate their cadavers like we do now.
Bucketlist calls fuckery on the protein myth.
Bucketlist knows: Traditions seem hard to escape. It’s easier when we realize we’re satisfying someone else’s trained cravings. Bucketlist Healthhack™: Free your microbiome’s deadly appetite. Death-Free™ Ground Meat is a delicious, E-Z P-Z option to rid our lives of madness that defies logic and hardens our hearts, arteries, tastebuds. Literally and figuratively. Bucketlist calls fuckery on the protein myth. Death-flesh is not protein we need. Try Ground Meat in Bolognese Sauce, Not-So Sloppy Joe, Spaghetti with Meat or one of your classics. Live. Live long. Let others live too. Taste every guiltless delicious moment this lifetime.
Bon appétit, Friends.
VIDEO: Ground Meat by Bucketlist
You Need:
∞ 1/2 lb Oyster Mushroom
∞ 1 Portabello Mushroom
∞ Your favorite meat seasoning
∞ Seasoning sample:
1/2 teaspoon each ground Black Pepper, Paprika, Cumin, Coriander, Onion, Celery, Salt, and 1/4 teaspoon Turmeric.
∞ Optional Add 2 tablespoon Bucketlist Pea Protein Powder
